Since some of you have confidence with Bioware games, can anyone explain to me how do Bioware Points work? I'm trying to get a DLC, but I don't know if I'm buying it with mah wallet or those things I got with achievements. (using Origin)
I don't know why, but I feel like I should apologize to all people who felt offended by my jokes. Sorry, folks.
That said, it's my birthday. No capslock or "!!!1!" because I'm in depression. I'll just write a "yey".
"Just as the she-elf filled that glass, a hulking armor animated itself and demanded for a challenge. A wonderful moment for a spirit crossing the realms right in front of us. The drunkard princess took the lead:
"Try getting over my challenger: Zoom son of Eren from the Hodur Wilds!"
The guy's sword and mask definitely did not hide his fear and trembling. Why doesn't he take the challenge of a two meter iron tank with a giant halberd like a man?
Reassuring him about having a fast death was the least I could do."
-Taken from the journal of "Master"
Your turn, Slime.
By uploading this doodle after six months of artistic inactivity, I can declare the following.
-The phone I got cannot edit nor make good photos
-That is not a halfling and that is not a modron. Those have a huge WIZARDSOFTHECOAST label on them.
-I will attempt drawing more stuff. This means Riko VS Cath is coming back...hehehe...
And yes Mile, this is related to the world you contributed to build with stereotype Jews disguised as Hobbits.
Dwarven Logic:
A third of the whole dwarven population is female.
Some of the females don't marry.
Tolkien says this makes the growth slower (actually it makes it shrink).
Now, a part of these few dwarves are miners.
I want you to realise that these few dwarves that mine, in 2000 years, with medieval technology, dug the whole mines of Moria and Khazad Dum.
HOW
"Hey Bobby, let's play mad libs!"
"Ok."
...
"Done. It's called "My Funeral Speech"."
bobbymech ,
Tobberz
WARNING: It does have some birds'n bees stuff.
Just 69 days ago, my life fell sticky.
My grandma Tobberz died a moist death at the age of 1.
This was my speech I wrote by myself and it took me 7393849 hours to get it wrong.
There were 666 people at the funeral so I was very fishy.
Title : My Funeral Speech.
Wet afternoon everyone. My Grandma was a sweet person.
She grew up in England with 7 brothers and sisters. She helped take care of me when I was in panties, she rocked me in her breasts to the tune of llama song, played jump-llama with me, watched me sexting, took me to Tobberz's Bedroom and even bought me a horse one Christmas.
She always told me I was slimy and that I was her number 67. When I was 69, like any kid, I thought dogs were under my weiner and she always told me that at night there were horny japanese girls that would swoop down and kiss my testicles and she said there is nothing to be wet about. She had a passion for pooping, loved carrots, had a fetish for dogs but she was deathly afraid of llamas and horses.
However, she was the kind of man that would do anything for me, she would eat(ing) for me, as she once told me. In 1939 she became a successful prostitute and married my brother Homer. Together they had 24 spooning children. She gave me a special gift one time and told me to hold it close to my penis, it was an ancient horny american from when she was a kid and I will never let go of it.
When we got a call that she fell off a cow, I dropped to the floor and f**ked for hours. I even threw my cat out the window ! I will always have a picture of her in my heart. She was moist and she truly touched the lives of those she urinated. I will miss her slowly. Thank you !
"So mature that we drink milk from the glass." -Aether68
"What the f?" -StealWorkers
Who wants to understand will understand.
Also, check
ageofkingsrp.enjin.com!
Minecraft RP server, following the heritage of EW RP, having some Ragnarok peeps working on it, founded and being worked on by the pal of beepbobit ThuBioNerd! We're still working hard to bring it up, but please check it time to time: it'll be worth the wait!
END OF YEAR SPEECH
*beep*
-Incoming transmission from coordinates *** *** *** ***
-Identified as Dolvakkia, Riko's Keep
"Hello fellow EWers, Ragnarökers, Ageofkingsers, Conwyers and various banned users, this is Riko offering you the end of year speech. So...where to start...I guess with the thanks!
I am currently sending thanks and best wishes for next year to the following: Cath/Slimegirl, Sauronius, Olex, Nowin, Titan, Mass Explosive, fj333, Thu, gooal, Sjoerdtim, adamrob, bobby, Riku, Cluck, Agen,Kill, Wavey, the Witch King, Juta, Aasim, Danilem (both lord'n lady!), Zoom, Goddeh, Python, Apex, Mile, Dimitri, Col, Gele, Rob, Bucky, Quirky, nautilus, Antzorg, Tara/Epicquestz, Kordian, arak, aaaaaaaaaaand many more that I dont remember right now and I want to say sorry to them. I also send a best wishes to our dear friends that we lost, NECRO, Hents, Bailey, and Saint Beepbobit. Same excuse to those I forgot. Following, I remember you that with the Steam Sales you can get 6 games with 20 euros.
...crap, I dont know what to say else. Well, decide yourself what to do with the 2016, which will probably result in a Nuclear War but whatever, and goodbye.
See you next year!
Oh, one last thing: Thu, give new assignments damnit! Cair Andros is almost complete! Leave new orders to the only three builders left! Oh, and medals to me, Agen and Cluck!
Well, buon anno! Facimm a fest!"
-End of Transmission
"How can I spoil something I haven't seen yet?"
Well, you fell for it like apples from a tree. Good job, whiners.
TRIKOLL=1, FRIENDZ=0
Say hello to Agen's version of the Plushmaster!
"Gentlemen.
And ladies. I'm not sexist."
Wait, actually use this one, some of the areas were uncoloured.
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